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		<title>Everything About Everything</title>
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			<title>Everything About Everything</title>
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			<title>Mila's cute kittehs</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/mila-s-cute-kittehs-t1843.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[this is mila's kitteh thread!!! 
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<br />
now post some cuties Mila girl!! <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />]]></description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 13:12:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/mila-s-cute-kittehs-t1843.htm#62107</comments>
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			<title>New pics</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/de-motivational-posters-f26/new-pics-t1848.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tsar</dc:creator>
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			<category>De/Motivational posters</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:31:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/de-motivational-posters-f26/new-pics-t1848.htm#62486</comments>
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			<title>Pic of the Day</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/pic-of-the-day-t1846.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Piesank</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This thread you can post any pics: funny/sad/lolcats and any thing. for the most part it must be in good taste!
<br />
As this is pic of the day give rep points for the best pic of that day!
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<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=22&amp;u=13381916" target="_blank"><img src="http://i28.servimg.com/u/f28/13/38/19/16/cognit10.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 13:11:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/pic-of-the-day-t1846.htm#62334</comments>
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			<title>Bella Swan's bday</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/bella-swan-s-bday-t1847.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description>Ok so i saw this and i laughed my fuking head off!!!!





The ***Sparkling Gay Movie**** Saga Bella Swan's birthday is on September 13! What are you doing to celebrate?

21 minutes ago · Comment ·LikeUnlike

4,367 people like this.







Lizzy Marie Urban I'm going to watch the ***Sparkling Gay Movie**** movies again!

Aubrie Durgerian Is having a twilght cullen party 4 bella marie cullen

Cathlyn Hazel Cundangan Why in the world would i celebrate it?

Alex Clearwater I Wanna go to forks...  ...</description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:31:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/bella-swan-s-bday-t1847.htm#62485</comments>
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			<title>More Demotivationals for the day!</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/de-motivational-posters-f26/more-demotivationals-for-the-day-t1196.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>eek</dc:creator>
			<description>Sorry if any are repeats...and enjoy! 



























































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			<category>De/Motivational posters</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 08:29:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/de-motivational-posters-f26/more-demotivationals-for-the-day-t1196.htm#32528</comments>
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			<title>New Motivationals</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/de-motivational-posters-f26/new-motivationals-t1134.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shevy</dc:creator>
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			<category>De/Motivational posters</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 10:30:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/de-motivational-posters-f26/new-motivationals-t1134.htm#30482</comments>
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			<title>Demotivationals for the day</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/de-motivational-posters-f26/demotivationals-for-the-day-t991.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shevy</dc:creator>
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			<category>De/Motivational posters</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 13:35:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/de-motivational-posters-f26/demotivationals-for-the-day-t991.htm#26028</comments>
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			<title>How and why I joined EAE2.com and became part of the family</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/how-and-why-i-joined-eae2com-and-became-part-of-the-family-t1798.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Cobra</dc:creator>
			<description>Hey guyz, I Hope all will share their reason for or how they came about joining this forum.



I'll go first.....   Aghem.





It was long, long time ago...

In a galaxy far, far, away....



  



Ok seriously, basically Insane one ,who I first met while doing my tertiary studies at CTI East London, bumped into me at a Spar while I was still working at my previous job at the Regent hotel. He mentioned he had started up a forum and suggested i join it.  So i did, at first it was pretty dull  ...</description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:23:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/how-and-why-i-joined-eae2com-and-became-part-of-the-family-t1798.htm#60367</comments>
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			<title>The Bok team</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/btch1ng-session-f3/the-bok-team-t15.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Mortal Tree</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Um i mean the King Protea rugby team of South Africa!
<br />
A few opinions im looking for:
<br />

<br />
1) Luke Watson  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif" alt="Evil or Very Mad" longdesc="12" /> nuff said
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2) The Bok emblem: Racist or unifying?
<br />
3) End of year tour team. Any players u think dont deserve to be there? Who should be left out/brought in?
<br />

<br />
GO!]]></description>
			<category>B!tch1ng Session</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:01:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/btch1ng-session-f3/the-bok-team-t15.htm#105</comments>
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			<title>Siff and kak linkies - probably very NSFW and not safe for general viewing</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/siff-and-kak-linkies-probably-very-nsfw-and-not-safe-for-general-viewing-t1839.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The_Librarian</dc:creator>
			<description>This thread is about siff and kak linkies whom you don't want to accidentally click on, but want to add to your firewall/netnanny/etc to protect your sensitive eyeballs.



A few prime examples is goatse and tubgirl.



I picked up one recently :



www.hot-rats.com



Not gonna click on that, no sirreee... somebody else can   



Any other siff linkies? </description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 15:41:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/siff-and-kak-linkies-probably-very-nsfw-and-not-safe-for-general-viewing-t1839.htm#61764</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/siff-and-kak-linkies-probably-very-nsfw-and-not-safe-for-general-viewing-t1839.htm</guid>
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			<title>My life sucks</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/btch1ng-session-f3/my-life-sucks-t1842.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tsar</dc:creator>
			<description>I am in such a mood.  I am always taking the back seat for every one.  I never get to go out can't get a job bec I have to look after my brother till the end of the year.  



Can't get a date till I have a job.  Don't have a band anymore.  Just a little loney.  I have not had  an easy life.  Always the dude to get picked on.  



                          



end rant. </description>
			<category>B!tch1ng Session</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:37:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/btch1ng-session-f3/my-life-sucks-t1842.htm#62065</comments>
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			<title>A love letter and a suicide note</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/a-love-letter-and-a-suicide-note-t1845.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Faulter</dc:creator>
			<description>A love letter and a suicide note



 



Six days ago I wrote a love letter and a suicide note.



In the letter in confessed my love to my woman, my parents and friends



Those who I have loved and been loved by.



Each of them got a special mention



To each of them I said a special thank you and commended them on how they guided me



Guiding on paths of love, pain, admiration, hate and self destruction



Those who owned my heart for parts of my life, those how tried and failed, all of  ...</description>
			<category>Express yourself</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 08:30:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/a-love-letter-and-a-suicide-note-t1845.htm#62236</comments>
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			<title>Huge WTF</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/huge-wtf-t515.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>InSanity</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=68&amp;u=13999889" target="_blank"><img src="http://i19.servimg.com/u/f19/13/99/98/89/huge_w10.jpg" alt="" /></a>
<br />

<br />
 <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif" alt="wtf" longdesc="23" />]]></description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:34:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/huge-wtf-t515.htm#10684</comments>
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			<title>Don't judge</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/don-t-judge-t1819.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tsar</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[So lately I have been feeling like a lesser man bec I can't seem to get a date at all <img src="http://www.eae2.com//users/1511/10/97/20/smiles/924773.gif" alt="Crying or Very sad" longdesc="11" /> 
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<br />
Am a being silly or am I a woman <img src="http://www.eae2.com//users/1511/10/97/20/smiles/999172.gif" alt="confused" longdesc="39" /> ]]></description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:12:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/don-t-judge-t1819.htm#60955</comments>
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			<title>Updates on Daily TV Soaps</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/television-f48/updates-on-daily-tv-soaps-t1648.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Celtica</dc:creator>
			<description>



So this here thread is specially for soapie viewers, to get an update for when one missed a few episodes. Not only limited to 

soaps. Series, talk shows and everything else goes too.



some tv shows at the top of my head:

 - Isidingo

 - 7de Laan

 - Generations

 - Muvhango

 - Bold &amp; Beautiful

 - Days

 - Binnelanders

 

 Series

 - Grey's Anatomy

 - Army Wives

 - Desperate Housewives

 - Private Practice

 - L- Word

 - Brothers &amp; Sisters



If there's sum I forgot to mention,  ...</description>
			<category>Television</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:34:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/television-f48/updates-on-daily-tv-soaps-t1648.htm#53323</comments>
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			<title>Angel of death</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/music-f16/angel-of-death-t1737.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tsar</dc:creator>
			<description>1. Angel Of Death



[Lyrics &amp; Music - Hanneman]



Auschwitz, the meaning of pain

The way that I want you to die

Slow death, immense decay

Showers that cleanse you of your life

Forced in

Like cattle

You run

Stripped of

Your life's worth

Human mice, for the Angel of Death

Four hundred thousand more to die

Angel of Death

Monarch to the kingdom of the dead

Sadistic, surgeon of demise

Sadist of the noblest blood



Destroying, without mercy

To benefit the Aryan race



Surgery,  ...</description>
			<category>Music</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 21:09:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/music-f16/angel-of-death-t1737.htm#58195</comments>
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			<title>LOCODE</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/locode-t1841.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>InSanity</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I so wana learn this 
<br />

<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE</a>]]></description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:40:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/locode-t1841.htm#61983</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/locode-t1841.htm</guid>
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			<title>Battle of the Sexes</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/debates-f52/battle-of-the-sexes-t1047.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Celtica</dc:creator>
			<description>Aye or Nay



Are men and women truly equal? 



Has feminism created a world prejudiced against men? If so, is this just desserts? 



Do men still have the upper hand:

- at home

- at the office



Is is still required of men to:

- bring home the bacon every month

- wear the pants in the house



In this modern day in age, what's your take on the above?

(kindly elaborate)





DebateMaster - Celtica </description>
			<category>Debates</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 10:14:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/debates-f52/battle-of-the-sexes-t1047.htm#27646</comments>
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			<title>Sex Secrets All Men Keep - Do our EAE men agree?</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/sex-secrets-all-men-keep-do-our-eae-men-agree-t963.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shevy</dc:creator>
			<description>Sex Secrets All Men Keep



We all know guys tend to hide things from us (porn, pics of ex-girlfriends...). But what you may not realise is how much carnal information they keep under cover. Of course, COSMO has a certain way with the guys and got tons of loose-lipped males to spill. Here's a peek at what's in your man's dirty mind, plus turn-him-on tips he'll be shocked you figured out.



GUY SEX SECRET 1

They C-R-A-V-E Being Seduced

Your making the first move tops his lust list. 'Men are  ...</description>
			<category>Agony Aunt Shevy</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 11:14:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/sex-secrets-all-men-keep-do-our-eae-men-agree-t963.htm#24237</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/sex-secrets-all-men-keep-do-our-eae-men-agree-t963.htm</guid>
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			<title>I guess it's time</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/i-guess-it-s-time-t1838.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description>I'm trying so hard

I'm trying my best

But my love for you

I can't put to rest

I struggle with this every day

Struggle to move on

You consume my very being

You controll my every thought

You're at the centre of my every feeling

For the longest time your love helped me breathe

Now I'm all alone again

Without a hope of ever having you with me

I guess it's time I let you go

So I can too be free

I guess it's time I love again

And start to live for me

 </description>
			<category>Express yourself</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 06:06:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/i-guess-it-s-time-t1838.htm#61738</comments>
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			<title>Meybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybeline</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/meybe-he-s-born-with-it-maybe-it-s-maybeline-t1836.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=92&amp;u=15401371" target="_blank"><img src="http://i20.servimg.com/u/f20/15/40/13/71/twilig10.gif" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:31:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/meybe-he-s-born-with-it-maybe-it-s-maybeline-t1836.htm#61650</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/meybe-he-s-born-with-it-maybe-it-s-maybeline-t1836.htm</guid>
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			<title>I push forward</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/i-push-forward-t1840.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description>I push forward

But then arch back

Because I'm afraid 

Of what I may lack

I found shelter in your safety

Your protection covered me

You were my cocoon

You shielded me

Now I am exposed

Helpless to the world

Abashed for what they may think

Averse to my own worth

I long for your wings 

To fly me away

I long for the comfort

In the words you would say

I push forward again

This time I will not yield

I will learn to be strong without you

To carry my own shield </description>
			<category>Express yourself</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 19:28:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/i-push-forward-t1840.htm#61829</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/i-push-forward-t1840.htm</guid>
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			<title>Hate</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/hate-t1837.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tsar</dc:creator>
			<description>



Hate!



The thing that burns my soul

The thing that pushes me to my limits

The thing that makes me who I am.



Chorus.

Hate burns my soul

Hate blinds me

Hate kills the good in me

Hate gives me strength to conquer this dark land.



It calls me at the dead of night

It haunts me as I wonder the blackened earth

It controls me to wonder the land alone

Why do you call me why do you taunt me

Why am I the lone wonderer.



/angry solo

Chorus.

Hate burns my soul

Hate blinds me

Hate  ...</description>
			<category>Express yourself</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 15:17:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/hate-t1837.htm#61700</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/hate-t1837.htm</guid>
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			<title>Threesomes... An interesting viewpoint</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/threesomes-an-interesting-viewpoint-t1520.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shevy</dc:creator>
			<description>Sex enthusiast Dorothy Black thinks some things are better left planned. Do you?



There are many wonderful things that can be done spontaneously. Going on a spur-of-the-moment picnic is one. I like that. Coming home to a surprise candle-lit dinner is another. That is also nice. 



These are good, wholesome spontaneous activities.



But there are other, trickier spontaneous ventures that are best given some thought. I have quite a list, which includes stupid **stinky** like spontaneous drunken,  ...</description>
			<category>Agony Aunt Shevy</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 08:36:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/threesomes-an-interesting-viewpoint-t1520.htm#46487</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/threesomes-an-interesting-viewpoint-t1520.htm</guid>
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			<title>Pantera</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/music-f16/pantera-t1835.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tsar</dc:creator>
			<description>

Cow boys from hell





This song is sweet.

 </description>
			<category>Music</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:29:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/music-f16/pantera-t1835.htm#61637</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/music-f16/pantera-t1835.htm</guid>
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			<title>Bees</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/bees-t1832.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>InSanity</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=220&amp;u=13999889" target="_blank"><img src="http://i29.servimg.com/u/f29/13/99/98/89/bees10.png" alt="" /></a>
<br />

<br />
I love this its like my all time favourite]]></description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:04:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/bees-t1832.htm#61487</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/bees-t1832.htm</guid>
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			<title>help from a hypnotist</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/help-from-a-hypnotist-t1794.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description>A woman comes home and tells her husband, &quot;Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.&quot; 



&quot;No more headaches?&quot; 

The husband asks, ''What happened?&quot; 



His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat &quot;I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache..&quot;  







It worked! The headaches are all gone.&quot; 



The husband  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:27:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/help-from-a-hypnotist-t1794.htm#60321</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/help-from-a-hypnotist-t1794.htm</guid>
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			<title>Today's word = fluctuations </title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/today-s-word-fluctuations-t1833.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I was at bank today; there was a short queue.
<br />
There was one lady in front of me, Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
<br />

<br />
Itwas obvious she was a irritated . . . She asked &quot;Why
<br />
it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla. Today I get 
<br />
hunat eighty? Why it change?&quot;
<br />

<br />
Teller shrugged his shoulders and said, &quot;Fluctuations.&quot;
<br />

<br />
The Asian lady says, &quot;Fluc you white people too&quot;]]></description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:38:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/today-s-word-fluctuations-t1833.htm#61513</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/today-s-word-fluctuations-t1833.htm</guid>
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			<title>Looking in</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/looking-in-t1834.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description>looking at u brings me to my knees, loving u brings me pain and insecurities...

loving u and holding on... why do i feel so week instead of feeling strong.?

Even though the life u've lead, and to this day the blood i've bled...

tell me sweet angel, why do u make me feel so dead.....



Dead as the bark on our tree, dead as the u inside of me..

troubled wings fall the best, its the love for u burning my chest..

inside and out the day grows colder... over and out its me the holder..

the healer  ...</description>
			<category>Express yourself</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:48:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/looking-in-t1834.htm#61522</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/looking-in-t1834.htm</guid>
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			<title>Tsars funny pics</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/tsars-funny-pics-t1827.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tsar</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/grand-theft-auto-somalia-funny-game-cover.jpg" alt="" />
<br />

<br />
looooooooool <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" /> ]]></description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:51:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/tsars-funny-pics-t1827.htm#61318</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/tsars-funny-pics-t1827.htm</guid>
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			<title>Hidden</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/hidden-t1831.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Passion burning deep in my heart
<br />
Wishing that we were never apart
<br />
Coming together hand in hand
<br />
Melted and pressed as grains of sand
<br />
Shaping a most beautiful pane of glass
<br />
Etchings abound and trimmed with brass
<br />
A beautiful display wanting all to see
<br />
Remains hidden and sheltered only for me]]></description>
			<category>Express yourself</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:01:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/hidden-t1831.htm#61483</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/express-yourself-f30/hidden-t1831.htm</guid>
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			<title>Welcome StaryEye</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/hi-f15/welcome-staryeye-t1830.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>InSanity</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Welcome to EAE , hope u have an awesome stay with us!!! 
<br />

<br />
PM one of the admins if u need any help getting around!!  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" /> ]]></description>
			<category>Hi</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:00:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/hi-f15/welcome-staryeye-t1830.htm#61446</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/hi-f15/welcome-staryeye-t1830.htm</guid>
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			<title>Crzwaco says Hello</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/hi-f15/crzwaco-says-hello-t1828.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>CrzWaco</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[So seeing as everybody is moving over here I might just as well join. 
<br />

<br />
Sweet my avatar works here <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />
<br />

<br />
So whats the special places around here?]]></description>
			<category>Hi</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:15:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/hi-f15/crzwaco-says-hello-t1828.htm#61324</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/hi-f15/crzwaco-says-hello-t1828.htm</guid>
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			<title>Cobra's long lost twin sister</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/cobra-s-long-lost-twin-sister-t1719.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=72&amp;u=14181579" target="_blank"><img src="http://i38.servimg.com/u/f38/14/18/15/79/nolan_10.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 14:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/cobra-s-long-lost-twin-sister-t1719.htm#56699</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/cobra-s-long-lost-twin-sister-t1719.htm</guid>
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			<title>Zodiac signs (what are you?)</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/zodiac-signs-what-are-you-t1825.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Cobra</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Sup guyz, this is just a random thread. thought it be fun to put up
<br />

<br />
Well I am a Pisces myself
<br />

<br />
I'm not into the whole zodiac thing and don't believe in all that fortunes and relationship stuff, think its all for those people that can't make up their own minds on who they are and need help in making decisions instead of making themselves.   ]]></description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:27:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/zodiac-signs-what-are-you-t1825.htm#61255</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/zodiac-signs-what-are-you-t1825.htm</guid>
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			<title>Ook's Knob NSFW</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/ook-s-knob-nsfw-t1826.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The_Librarian</dc:creator>
			<description>Here's Ook's knob



















What?       



               </description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:53:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/ook-s-knob-nsfw-t1826.htm#61288</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/ook-s-knob-nsfw-t1826.htm</guid>
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			<title>Never go grrrrr at me again - EVER!!!</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/never-go-grrrrr-at-me-again-ever-t1675.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=67&amp;u=15401371" target="_blank"><img src="http://i30.servimg.com/u/f30/15/40/13/71/delmas11.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 11:16:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/never-go-grrrrr-at-me-again-ever-t1675.htm#55068</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/never-go-grrrrr-at-me-again-ever-t1675.htm</guid>
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			<title>Grandma in court</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/grandma-in-court-t1792.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=89&amp;u=15401371" target="_blank"><img src="http://i30.servimg.com/u/f30/15/40/13/71/grandm10.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 08:15:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/grandma-in-court-t1792.htm#60286</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/grandma-in-court-t1792.htm</guid>
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			<title>Pin-Ups for Physicians (Uh...NSFW?)</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/pin-ups-for-physicians-uhnsfw-t1305.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>eek</dc:creator>
			<description>Don't know if this can be classified as &quot;NSFW&quot; lol, but funny none the less! 



Check out this awesome new calender. It was made for Ezio (X-ray Machine Supplier) by the German advertising agency Butter. Its great to see something different for a change and this is perhaps the first thing interesting to come out ot the Medical Supplies Industry in 15yrs. Kinky yet Educational.



















































 </description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:39:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/pin-ups-for-physicians-uhnsfw-t1305.htm#36251</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/pin-ups-for-physicians-uhnsfw-t1305.htm</guid>
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			<title>Aliens</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/aliens-t1817.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tsar</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[So I would like to discuss aliens and no I am being serous.  So please no nasty comments like I am insane or anything.
<br />

<br />
I am a firm believer they are visiting us and that the governments(that matter not ours lol) know for a fact that they exist.]]></description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:25:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/aliens-t1817.htm#60935</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/aliens-t1817.htm</guid>
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			<title>Welcome Sting</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/hi-f15/welcome-sting-t1818.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>InSanity</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hey buddy thanks for joining feel free to PM me or any of the staff if you have any queries or comments and trust me im sure you will love this place like the rest of us do <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" longdesc="15" />
<br />

<br />
]]></description>
			<category>Hi</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:10:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/hi-f15/welcome-sting-t1818.htm#60946</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/hi-f15/welcome-sting-t1818.htm</guid>
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			<title>How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/how-would-you-like-it-if-you-didn-t-see-me-for-a-couple-of-days-t1824.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>InSanity</dc:creator>
			<description>A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. 

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. 

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?'..... 

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, 'That would suit me just fine!!'  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:02:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/how-would-you-like-it-if-you-didn-t-see-me-for-a-couple-of-days-t1824.htm#61178</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/how-would-you-like-it-if-you-didn-t-see-me-for-a-couple-of-days-t1824.htm</guid>
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			<title>Welcome Monkey101</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/celebrations-f6/welcome-monkey101-t1821.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hi!!! Welcome, hope u have a good stay with us !!!
<br />
Feel free to PM me or InSanity if u need help!! <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />]]></description>
			<category>Celebrations</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:16:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/celebrations-f6/welcome-monkey101-t1821.htm#60977</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/celebrations-f6/welcome-monkey101-t1821.htm</guid>
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			<title>Welcome Tpex!!! </title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/celebrations-f6/welcome-tpex-t1822.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hey hey welcome to the EAE family!!!
<br />

<br />
Enjoy ur stay with us and remember - its good to be a post whore <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />
<br />

<br />
PM any of the admins if u need help around this forum <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />]]></description>
			<category>Celebrations</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 06:25:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/celebrations-f6/welcome-tpex-t1822.htm#61070</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/celebrations-f6/welcome-tpex-t1822.htm</guid>
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			<title>EAE Meet for future refference</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/check-out-and-add-polls-f11/eae-meet-for-future-refference-t1823.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>InSanity</dc:creator>
			<description>Ok so basically one day i wouldnt mind organising a meet of sorts just curious to see where would be the best for people !</description>
			<category>Check out and add polls</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 09:33:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/check-out-and-add-polls-f11/eae-meet-for-future-refference-t1823.htm#61174</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/check-out-and-add-polls-f11/eae-meet-for-future-refference-t1823.htm</guid>
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			<title>All eae guys : POST *DICK OR GTFO!!!</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/all-eae-guys-post-dick-or-gtfo-t1566.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[its ur turn - here is ur thread!!!  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" /> ]]></description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:31:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/all-eae-guys-post-dick-or-gtfo-t1566.htm#49047</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/all-eae-guys-post-dick-or-gtfo-t1566.htm</guid>
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			<title>LAKE!!</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/lake-t1820.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Monkey101</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6250815/1277983418913.png" alt="" />
<br />
 <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" /> ]]></description>
			<category>Funny pics</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:07:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/lake-t1820.htm#60967</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/funny-pics-f27/lake-t1820.htm</guid>
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			<title>f*ck my life</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/fck-my-life-t1775.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description>Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML</description>
			<category>Off Topic</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 10:56:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/fck-my-life-t1775.htm#59838</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/off-topic-f19/fck-my-life-t1775.htm</guid>
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			<title>Rage and Nag Lan</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/pc-gaming-f38/rage-and-nag-lan-t1810.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Laney</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Ok so I'm going to rage and nag lan in Oct for the first time ever - i am not into computers and all that so yeah, im just going coz juan asked me to and he paid for it already!
<br />

<br />
Please advise me to what i have let myself in for....]]></description>
			<category>PC Gaming</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 07:20:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://www.eae2.com/pc-gaming-f38/rage-and-nag-lan-t1810.htm#60678</comments>
			<guid>http://www.eae2.com/pc-gaming-f38/rage-and-nag-lan-t1810.htm</guid>
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			<title>Battlestar Galactica</title>
			<link>http://www.eae2.com/series-f18/battlestar-galactica-t1816.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tsar</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[So I finished the first season and really enjoyed it.  What a shocker ending <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" longdesc="5" /> ]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:52:44 GMT</pubDate>
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