http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/-t1.htm Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:38:45 GMT 10 http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/14/44/90/90/eae211.gif http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/-t1.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/help-from-a-hypnotist-t1794.htm Laney A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" The husband asks, ''What happened?" His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat "I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.." It worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband ... Jokes Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:27:38 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/help-from-a-hypnotist-t1794.htm#60321 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/help-from-a-hypnotist-t1794.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/today-s-word-fluctuations-t1833.htm Laney There was one lady in front of me, Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

Itwas obvious she was a irritated . . . She asked "Why
it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla. Today I get
hunat eighty? Why it change?"

Teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"]]> Jokes Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:38:45 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/today-s-word-fluctuations-t1833.htm#61513 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/today-s-word-fluctuations-t1833.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/how-would-you-like-it-if-you-didn-t-see-me-for-a-couple-of-days-t1824.htm InSanity A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?'..... The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, 'That would suit me just fine!!' ... Jokes Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:02:34 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/how-would-you-like-it-if-you-didn-t-see-me-for-a-couple-of-days-t1824.htm#61178 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/how-would-you-like-it-if-you-didn-t-see-me-for-a-couple-of-days-t1824.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/my-schoolday-are-over-t1793.htm Laney Teacher: why did u laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strap of u’r bra. Teacher: GET OUT of the classroom for 1 week.. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: why did u laugh? Boy 2: I saw both straps.. Teacher: GET OUT FOR 1 MONTH. She bent down 2 pick up a piece of chalk, Little Johnny started walking out. Teacher: Johnny, why r u going out? Little Johnny : Judging from what I just saw, I think my school days are over!!! Jokes Fri, 27 Aug 2010 08:18:20 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/my-schoolday-are-over-t1793.htm#60287 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/my-schoolday-are-over-t1793.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/you-know-you-are-living-in-2010-when-t1791.htm Laney 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial ... Jokes Fri, 27 Aug 2010 08:07:06 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/you-know-you-are-living-in-2010-when-t1791.htm#60284 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/you-know-you-are-living-in-2010-when-t1791.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/oom-koos-nogal-skerp-op-sy-ou-dag-t1787.htm Laney Oom Koos van die Oos Transvaal besit sy plasie nou al vir donkie jare. Skuins agter die bloekoms het hy destyds vir sy kinders die plaasdam in 'n swembad omskep en goed ingerig, met piekniektafels, braaigeriewe en vrugtebome. Een aand, so skemer se kant, besluit OomKoos, in sy eensaamheid, om bietjie daar by die dam te gaan sit. Hy neem toe ook 'n emmer saam om 'n paar van die vrugte terug te neem huistoe. Soos wat hy aangestap kom, hoor hy vrolike stemme gesels en giggel. Hy val plat ... Jokes Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:00:37 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/oom-koos-nogal-skerp-op-sy-ou-dag-t1787.htm#60264 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/oom-koos-nogal-skerp-op-sy-ou-dag-t1787.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/girlie-wisdom-t1489.htm Shevy The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes! A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills, she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-Kg box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 Kg! The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes My mind not only wanders, ... Jokes Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:24:53 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/girlie-wisdom-t1489.htm#43520 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/girlie-wisdom-t1489.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/the-height-of-corruption-t1474.htm Shevy Political Corruption At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't hear the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over ... Jokes Mon, 05 Jul 2010 07:51:07 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/the-height-of-corruption-t1474.htm#41930 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/the-height-of-corruption-t1474.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/what-are-calories-t1480.htm Shevy
Calories are the little f*ckers that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter!
]]> Jokes Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:51:55 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/what-are-calories-t1480.htm#42146 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/what-are-calories-t1480.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/party-in-apartment-3-t1479.htm Shevy From: David Thorne Date: Monday 8 Dec 2008 11.04am To: Matthew Smythe Subject: R.S.V.P. Dear Matthew, Thankyou for the party invite. At first glance I thought it may be a child’s party what with it being vibrant and having balloons but I realise you probably did your best with what little tools were available. I wouldn’t miss it for the world. What time would you like me there? Regards, David. From: Matthew Smythe Date: Monday 8 Dec 2008 3.48pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: ... Jokes Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:47:00 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/party-in-apartment-3-t1479.htm#42144 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/party-in-apartment-3-t1479.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/blockbuster-employee-of-the-month-t1481.htm Shevy From: David Thorne Date: Sunday 8 November 2009 2.16pm To: Megan Roberts Subject: DVDs Dear Megan, Thank you for your letter regarding overdue fees. As all four movies were outstanding examples of modern cinematic masterpieces, your assumption that I would wish to retain them in my possession is understandable, but incorrect. Please check your records as these movies were returned, on time, over three weeks ago. I remember specifically driving there and having my offspring run them ... Jokes Mon, 05 Jul 2010 12:20:05 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/blockbuster-employee-of-the-month-t1481.htm#42173 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/blockbuster-employee-of-the-month-t1481.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/the-postman-t1496.htm Shevy On Monday morning the Postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Derek, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles for the recycling bin. 'Wow Derek, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' the Postman comments. Derek, in obvious pain, replies 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This ... Jokes Thu, 08 Jul 2010 11:51:38 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/the-postman-t1496.htm#44012 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/the-postman-t1496.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/zorro-t1514.htm Shevy A women has lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and she has been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos ... Jokes Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:17:49 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/zorro-t1514.htm#45741 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/zorro-t1514.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/who-s-your-daddy-t1528.htm Shevy The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's your Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #10. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but believe that she ... Jokes Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:26:52 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/who-s-your-daddy-t1528.htm#46944 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/who-s-your-daddy-t1528.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/dating-in-the-60-s-t1510.htm Shevy It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1961, and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. 'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?' 'Iced tea, please,' Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea. 'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked. 'Oh, probably catch a movie, and then ... Jokes Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:25:39 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/dating-in-the-60-s-t1510.htm#45317 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/dating-in-the-60-s-t1510.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/warning-about-ocean-basket-restaurants-t1581.htm Shevy This is important and worth the time to read! Warning!! Be careful if you eat at..... "OCEAN BASKET RESTAURANTS" A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain. "NETCARE 911" was called and an ambulance was sent and the woman was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse. As soon as this was ... Jokes Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:03:16 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/warning-about-ocean-basket-restaurants-t1581.htm#50407 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/warning-about-ocean-basket-restaurants-t1581.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/men-are-happier-people-t1769.htm Smurf . MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE. NICKNAMES: o If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. o If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: o When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. o When ... Jokes Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:07:47 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/men-are-happier-people-t1769.htm#59660 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/men-are-happier-people-t1769.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/brian-sullivan-t1604.htm Shevy A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like "Brian! Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. ... Jokes Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:02:50 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/brian-sullivan-t1604.htm#51489 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/brian-sullivan-t1604.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/mental-hospital-t1586.htm Shevy A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctors decided to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they could discharge that day. At the front of the room one doctor took some chalk and drew a full size door on a blackboard and offered an ice cream to any patient who could open the door. There was a mad rush for the door with the patients scratching and clawing at the door and the handle. The doctors were disappointed, until they noticed ... Jokes Thu, 22 Jul 2010 10:01:08 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/mental-hospital-t1586.htm#50636 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/mental-hospital-t1586.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/monday-smile-clever-phrases-t1620.htm Shevy Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. Stress reducer: ... Jokes Mon, 26 Jul 2010 06:58:11 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/monday-smile-clever-phrases-t1620.htm#51810 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/monday-smile-clever-phrases-t1620.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/women-are-the-best-vehicles-in-the-world-t1642.htm Biza Because:-

2 beautiful headlights in the front
2 great bumpers at the back
Self -lubricating when hot
Finger touch ignition
Automatic engine oil change every month
Any type of piston fits.
Multiple seating styles & adjustments
Great accessories
Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill
That's why MEN are dying to get a ride....]]> Jokes Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:37:07 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/women-are-the-best-vehicles-in-the-world-t1642.htm#52873 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/women-are-the-best-vehicles-in-the-world-t1642.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/dear-sis-dolly-t1643.htm Shevy Dear Sis Dolly: I am a very charming man in his late 60s and married with 3 wives & have 20 kids. My recent child is from a relationship with a 39 year old super-hot and gorgeous woman. We are very compatible and I think she is the "special one" but there is one challenge, i.e. she happened to be a daughter to a friend of mine but I would like to wed her too. However, I don't want to be the cause of any beef between me and my friend. Please help. Anonymous, eNkandla!! Response ... Jokes Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:10:26 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/dear-sis-dolly-t1643.htm#53037 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/dear-sis-dolly-t1643.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/shark-theories-t1658.htm Shevy Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a ship in distress. "Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the ship. "First we swim around the people in the water with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, ... Jokes Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:06:23 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/shark-theories-t1658.htm#53733 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/shark-theories-t1658.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/5-stages-of-drunk-t1696.htm Shevy Stage 1 – SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART. Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can ... Jokes Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:06:56 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/5-stages-of-drunk-t1696.htm#55987 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/5-stages-of-drunk-t1696.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/discrimination-indians-revenge-t1650.htm Shevy EXCELLENT!!! An Indian goes to Woolworths in Australia He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food. Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He ... Jokes Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:53:58 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/discrimination-indians-revenge-t1650.htm#53473 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/discrimination-indians-revenge-t1650.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/have-you-seen-jesus-t1682.htm Shevy The priest baptizes his people by dunking their heads into The water and asks, "Have you seen Jesus?" The people respond "Yes, I've seen Jesus". When it was the dronkie's turn, the priest dunked his head into the water and pulled him out and asked him "Have you seen Jesus?" He said no, so the priest put his head back into the water For a few more seconds and again asked "Have you seen Jesus?" The dronkie replied "No old man." Angrily, ... Jokes Tue, 03 Aug 2010 12:22:35 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/have-you-seen-jesus-t1682.htm#55438 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/have-you-seen-jesus-t1682.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/quickies-t1757.htm Smurf Not meant to offend. Afterall, we must learn to laugh at ourselves. Ø In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was "where do women mostly have curly hair?"........ Apparently, it's Africa Ø One of the other questions was to "name two things commonly found in cells". .........It appears that Nigerians and Zimbabweans is not the correct answer Ø I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's ipod after realising that ... Jokes Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:24:11 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/quickies-t1757.htm#59446 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/quickies-t1757.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/spiders-new-spider-extremely-deadly-t1744.htm Curiosity http://www.funnyplace.org/stream.php?id=16363
]]> Jokes Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:15:09 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/spiders-new-spider-extremely-deadly-t1744.htm#58514 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/spiders-new-spider-extremely-deadly-t1744.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/funny-status-messages-t1614.htm Laney I want you all to post the funny shite your friends post on here!!! Jokes Sun, 25 Jul 2010 09:37:29 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/funny-status-messages-t1614.htm#51710 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/funny-status-messages-t1614.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/england-soccer-jokes-t1476.htm Biza England World Cup 2010 Jokes * David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney. * The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jamal, aged six. * Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is still alive. He said, 'The English football team ... Jokes Mon, 05 Jul 2010 08:39:31 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/england-soccer-jokes-t1476.htm#41988 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/england-soccer-jokes-t1476.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/last-minute-shopping-t1460.htm Shevy A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. ... Jokes Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:51:17 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/last-minute-shopping-t1460.htm#40394 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/last-minute-shopping-t1460.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/some-funnies-t1452.htm Shevy • I don’t have ADHD, I have ADOLS : Attention Deficit, Oh Look Skittles • I see dumb people – Oh wait, no, that’s just management • A teacher in Detroit asks her class what noise a pig makes, Johnny jumps up and screams “HANDSUP MUTHERF&CKER” • I hate it when people tell me I forget things too fast, I mean, how would they, wait what were you saying again? • I just bought a new GPS – thought I would put in the word TW@T and see where it took me. Put on the kettle, ... Jokes Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:54:20 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/some-funnies-t1452.htm#40017 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/some-funnies-t1452.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/underwear-crisis-t1420.htm saffa02 Underwear Crisis An Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any,"she replied. The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, ... Jokes Mon, 28 Jun 2010 06:02:50 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/underwear-crisis-t1420.htm#38316 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/underwear-crisis-t1420.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/love-virus-mutations-t1432.htm Shevy Love Virus Mutations 1. The "Love Bug" Virus circled the globe, damaging computers in it's path. There have recently been some new mutations or variations of this virus that you should be aware of . . . . 2. The "I Love You, But I'm Shy" virus never actually invades your computer, but collects data about it worshipfully from afar. 3. The "Love The One You're With" virus hangs around your computer, but the whole thing is just temporary until it can find ... Jokes Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:11:42 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/love-virus-mutations-t1432.htm#38637 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/love-virus-mutations-t1432.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/missing-cat-i-cried-i-laughed-so-hard-t1419.htm Shevy Hi I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon. This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number. Thanks Shan. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am To: Shannon ... Jokes Fri, 25 Jun 2010 13:28:03 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/missing-cat-i-cried-i-laughed-so-hard-t1419.htm#38268 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/missing-cat-i-cried-i-laughed-so-hard-t1419.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/football-joke-they-had-to-start-sometime-t1312.htm Shevy
TotalSport has withdrawn sponsorship of Bafana Bafana , the new sponsor is
"ALWAYS ULTRA PADS" because the South African Team is going through it's
Worst periods.]]> Jokes Mon, 21 Jun 2010 08:46:09 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/football-joke-they-had-to-start-sometime-t1312.htm#36499 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/football-joke-they-had-to-start-sometime-t1312.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/this-is-fking-funny-lamebook-ftw-t1351.htm Shevy ]]> Jokes Thu, 24 Jun 2010 07:26:17 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/this-is-fking-funny-lamebook-ftw-t1351.htm#37403 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/this-is-fking-funny-lamebook-ftw-t1351.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/when-girls-get-drunk-d-t1353.htm Shevy 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.! 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S **gluteus maximus** AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ... Jokes Thu, 24 Jun 2010 07:57:31 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/when-girls-get-drunk-d-t1353.htm#37426 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/when-girls-get-drunk-d-t1353.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/top-10-english-words-only-black-people-know-the-proper-meaning-of-t1350.htm Shevy TOP 10 English words only black people know the proper meaning of 10. Groovy Real meaning: Very pleasing Black meaning: 340ml soft drink can 9. Cold drink (pronounced coldrink) Real meaning: Opposite of hot drink Black meaning: Any soft drink especially coke 8. Scuff tin Real meaning: Scuff - Mark resulting from scraping, Tin - can Black meaning: Lunch box 7. Ball pen (pronounced Bolpen) Real meaning: Ball point pen Black meaning: Any pen 6. I'm Sure (pronounced Amsho) Real ... Jokes Thu, 24 Jun 2010 07:13:15 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/top-10-english-words-only-black-people-know-the-proper-meaning-of-t1350.htm#37389 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/top-10-english-words-only-black-people-know-the-proper-meaning-of-t1350.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/how-i-learned-to-mind-my-own-business-t1335.htm Shevy How I learned to mind my own business

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.

All the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked
through to see what was going on.....

Some crazy person poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'... ! ]]> Jokes Wed, 23 Jun 2010 07:16:36 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/how-i-learned-to-mind-my-own-business-t1335.htm#36958 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/how-i-learned-to-mind-my-own-business-t1335.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/lamebook-t1012.htm Shevy
]]> Jokes Tue, 11 May 2010 09:52:44 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/lamebook-t1012.htm#26288 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/lamebook-t1012.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/lame-t1326.htm Shevy The father answers: Paradise, my son
The kid asks again: what’s between your legs?
The father replies: the key to the paradise
The son says: piece of advice dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a copy!]]> Jokes Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:01:30 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/lame-t1326.htm#36779 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/lame-t1326.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/monday-smile-tips-for-managers-t1284.htm Shevy 1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it's really a "rush job", run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke. 3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. 4. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell ... Jokes Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:54:20 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/monday-smile-tips-for-managers-t1284.htm#35944 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/monday-smile-tips-for-managers-t1284.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/my-kind-of-poetry-t1281.htm InSanity THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause ... Jokes Fri, 11 Jun 2010 10:58:39 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/my-kind-of-poetry-t1281.htm#35797 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/my-kind-of-poetry-t1281.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/its-dry-but-you-can-read-it-courtesy-pyschotik-t1245.htm Shevy 1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. ========================================================== 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive...” =========================================================== 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, ... Jokes Fri, 04 Jun 2010 07:19:43 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/its-dry-but-you-can-read-it-courtesy-pyschotik-t1245.htm#34082 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/its-dry-but-you-can-read-it-courtesy-pyschotik-t1245.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/job-hunting-t1244.htm Shevy A man goes into the Job Centre in MELBOURNE and sees a notice advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more "Can you please give me some more details about this job?" he asks the male receptionist on the desk. The receptionist locates the job file papers, and replies. "The job entails you getting female patients ready for the gynaecologist. You'll have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions, ... Jokes Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:50:31 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/job-hunting-t1244.htm#33914 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/job-hunting-t1244.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/questions-that-always-haunt-me-t1251.htm Psychotik If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that ... Jokes Mon, 07 Jun 2010 09:09:54 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/questions-that-always-haunt-me-t1251.htm#34522 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/questions-that-always-haunt-me-t1251.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/a-new-list-of-things-to-ponder-t1243.htm Shevy 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty ... Jokes Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:39:53 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/a-new-list-of-things-to-ponder-t1243.htm#33907 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/a-new-list-of-things-to-ponder-t1243.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/lawyer-vs-coloured-t1200.htm Rosy Lawyer and a Coloured are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that coloureds are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy... So the lawyer asks if the coloured would like to play a fun game. The Coloured is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is really, really a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, ... Jokes Fri, 28 May 2010 09:49:31 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/lawyer-vs-coloured-t1200.htm#32573 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/lawyer-vs-coloured-t1200.htm http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/office-lingo-t1218.htm Shevy Activate: To make carbons and add more names to the memo. Advanced design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters. All new: Parts not interchangeable with existing models. Approved: Needs revising Automatic: That which you cannot repair yourself. Channels: The trails left by inter-office memos. Clarify: To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground. Conference: A place where conversation is substituted for the loneliness ... Jokes Mon, 31 May 2010 12:06:57 GMT http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/office-lingo-t1218.htm#32962 http://www.eae2.com/jokes-f25/office-lingo-t1218.htm