http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/-t1.htm Got something of your chest? Need advice? Shev's here to listen! Fri, 30 Jul 2010 06:53:38 GMT 10 http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/14/44/90/90/eae211.gif http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/-t1.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/threesomes-an-interesting-viewpoint-t1520.htm Shevy Sex enthusiast Dorothy Black thinks some things are better left planned. Do you? There are many wonderful things that can be done spontaneously. Going on a spur-of-the-moment picnic is one. I like that. Coming home to a surprise candle-lit dinner is another. That is also nice. These are good, wholesome spontaneous activities. But there are other, trickier spontaneous ventures that are best given some thought. I have quite a list, which includes stupid **stinky** like spontaneous drunken, ... Agony Aunt Shevy Thu, 15 Jul 2010 08:36:13 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/threesomes-an-interesting-viewpoint-t1520.htm#46487 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/threesomes-an-interesting-viewpoint-t1520.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/losing-your-virginity-girls-t1120.htm Shevy It would seem that first time sex really isn’t all that… Contrary to what we see in books, films and television, losing your virginity is seldom a beautiful, satisfying experience. In fact, for most people it varied from disappointing to downright embarrassing. Read these stories to see if your own was similar. This is what the girls had to say: Bathroom so-so-bliss Well sadly there was nothing romantic or earth shattering about my first time… It was nothing like the movies ... Agony Aunt Shevy Fri, 21 May 2010 08:05:56 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/losing-your-virginity-girls-t1120.htm#30064 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/losing-your-virginity-girls-t1120.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/my-sexuality-your-label-t1663.htm Shevy I remember once, someone saying to me: ‘Your boyfriend sounds gay.’ And my response was, ‘Well, yes. Yes I think he might be a little bit.’ But then, I think when it comes to sexuality, ‘straights’ are all a little bit ‘gay’ and ‘gays’ all a little bit ‘straight’. We’re just on one big sliding scale of ‘bi’. So a gay man might find himself attracted to breasts; a straight woman may fantasise about other women; a straight man might enjoy watching penises ... Agony Aunt Shevy Fri, 30 Jul 2010 06:53:38 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/my-sexuality-your-label-t1663.htm#54310 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/my-sexuality-your-label-t1663.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/men-more-emotional-in-relationships-t1640.htm Lateralus Men more emotional in relationships? So suggests a new study, but the findings aren't as surprising, or stereotype-shattering, as they may sound BY TRACY CLARK-FLORY The latest "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" declaration from sex researchers: Young men are more emotionally influenced by the quality of their relationships, while young women are affected by whether they are single. The takeaway: Men's happiness depends on having an emotionally-supportive relationship, ... Agony Aunt Shevy Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:14:44 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/men-more-emotional-in-relationships-t1640.htm#52616 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/men-more-emotional-in-relationships-t1640.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/i-am-sorry-saffa-take-me-back-t1337.htm Shevy My dearest Saffa, I am so sorry I broke your heart... I would like muchly for us to reconcile I took a chance on love with someone else and it didnt work when I should have stuck to you and you alone. I miss you my Your Shev Agony Aunt Shevy Wed, 23 Jun 2010 07:35:15 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/i-am-sorry-saffa-take-me-back-t1337.htm#36977 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/i-am-sorry-saffa-take-me-back-t1337.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/no-1-nation-in-sexy-web-searches-call-it-pornistan-t1558.htm Shevy This article was updated on July 14. They may call it the "Land of the Pure," but Pakistan turns out to be anything but. The Muslim country, which has banned content on at least 17 websites to block offensive and blasphemous material, is the world's leader in online searches for pornographic material, FoxNews.com has learned. “You won’t find strip clubs in Islamic countries. Most Islamic countries have certain dress codes,” said Gabriel Said Reynolds, professor of Islamic ... Agony Aunt Shevy Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:11:55 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/no-1-nation-in-sexy-web-searches-call-it-pornistan-t1558.htm#48558 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/no-1-nation-in-sexy-web-searches-call-it-pornistan-t1558.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/battle-of-the-bedroom-bulge-t1559.htm Shevy In a study showing how obesity can harm sexual health, French and British researchers found that obese women are less likely to ask for contraceptive advice or use the pill, and obese men are more likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction. With obesity epidemics overwhelming many wealthy nations and threatening increasing numbers of developing countries, experts said the public health impact of the findings was important. In the United States, for example, two-thirds of adults are overweight ... Agony Aunt Shevy Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:19:06 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/battle-of-the-bedroom-bulge-t1559.htm#48563 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/battle-of-the-bedroom-bulge-t1559.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/relationship-woes-t1552.htm Shevy ]]> Agony Aunt Shevy Tue, 20 Jul 2010 08:40:13 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/relationship-woes-t1552.htm#48426 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/relationship-woes-t1552.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/should-you-date-her-ex-t1527.htm Shevy It should have been the perfect pull. There I was, dancing in a club with a guy I liked. He was gorgeous: tall, tanned, with a sexy accent and eyes that could only be described in Mills & Boon terms as ‘to die for’. We’d known each other for six months and had spent many nights out with mutual friends. As we danced that night, I saw he was heading in my direction. He liked me, too! There was just one tiny obstacle: he was a good friend’s ex. In those moments, I frantically tried ... Agony Aunt Shevy Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:31:19 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/should-you-date-her-ex-t1527.htm#46909 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/should-you-date-her-ex-t1527.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/his-sexy-zodiac-t1521.htm Shevy Your man's star sign can tell you a lot about what he's really like under the duvet. Our tongue-in-cheek Zodiac sex guide will teach you more about the Virgo or Leo in your life – and if things don't work out, just blame it on his birthday! Aquarius What he has going for him: Being the most non-judgemental and non-sexist of all the signs, Mr Aquarius probably makes a better friend than lover. He intellectualises his feelings, so he prefers talking dirty on the telephone, rather than ... Agony Aunt Shevy Thu, 15 Jul 2010 08:59:42 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/his-sexy-zodiac-t1521.htm#46495 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/his-sexy-zodiac-t1521.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/eae-s-very-own-urban-winkie-tionary-t1513.htm Shevy So all EAE dudes / dudettes... This thread is DEDICATED to Psychotik as she requested it So I type this here vernacular in her honour. I would like you to give me a word / phrase and I will give you my definition thereof. IE: Rosy asked me the definition of the phrase 'The bee's knees' MY RESPONSE WAS: TO BE AS COOL as the bee's knees MEANS That When a BEE is giving head It is on its knees And that is cool Who's next? Agony Aunt Shevy Tue, 13 Jul 2010 07:54:41 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/eae-s-very-own-urban-winkie-tionary-t1513.htm#45484 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/eae-s-very-own-urban-winkie-tionary-t1513.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/new-pole-age-restricted-t1482.htm Shevy It could help us all... Lol

]]> Agony Aunt Shevy Mon, 05 Jul 2010 12:45:32 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/new-pole-age-restricted-t1482.htm#42208 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/new-pole-age-restricted-t1482.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/star-signs-and-your-temper-t1477.htm Shevy Your temper Do you fly into a rage at the drop of a hat, or do you use a soft hissing tone when giving someone a tongue-lashing? We tell you how your star sign affects your temper. Aquarius You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over your emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavour to be perfect and socially correct in your behaviour and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted ... Agony Aunt Shevy Mon, 05 Jul 2010 08:51:35 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/star-signs-and-your-temper-t1477.htm#42001 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/star-signs-and-your-temper-t1477.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/alone-t1445.htm Shevy Every now and again something happens that will bring us down… For me, this weekend I was played, by what I thought was a decent guy. Yesterday I ended up going through my exes pictures on Facebook AND TODAY his status is a proclamation of love for his new girlfriend. I am over him, I am over him and what I thought we had And yet still it stung me Sometimes you feel alone TODAY I feel like I am alone I AM SO DAMN TIRED OF BEING ALONE It has been 5 months since he left me ... Agony Aunt Shevy Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:18:28 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/alone-t1445.htm#39556 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/alone-t1445.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/rip-hammy-t1433.htm InSanity

So we buried him in the back garden with some of his peanuts ]]> Agony Aunt Shevy Mon, 28 Jun 2010 12:12:59 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/rip-hammy-t1433.htm#38751 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/rip-hammy-t1433.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/the-history-of-female-body-image-t1358.htm Shevy One could say that the history of female body image dates back to the dawn of mankind. However, female beauty and the need to achieve a standard of beauty or physical perfection has changed continually over the millenia. In ancient Egypt, women and men strove to attain a godlike physique and persona. The ancient Greeks and Romans did the same, though their gods were different. Our focus will be on the 20th century, the western world in particular, and the continual evolution of the feminine ... Agony Aunt Shevy Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:10:04 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/the-history-of-female-body-image-t1358.htm#38010 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/the-history-of-female-body-image-t1358.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/single-guy-habits-he-can-t-break-t1341.htm Shevy You're together, you're happy, so why can't he let go of his old single-guy habits? Al Needham explains. BAD HABIT #1 He still has the after-work drink The best thing about being single? His time is his own – he can even get drunk on a Monday. He'll often have a great excuse for it, too. 'My girlfriend doesn't understand that I make more contacts in the bar than in the office,' says Greg, 24, a sales rep. 'And getting on at work means we can afford the rent. Simple.' Habit breaker: Get ... Agony Aunt Shevy Wed, 23 Jun 2010 10:50:55 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/single-guy-habits-he-can-t-break-t1341.htm#37151 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/single-guy-habits-he-can-t-break-t1341.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/some-inspiration-t1315.htm Shevy Thought for the Day: Be Yourself, No Matter What... There was this man who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again. Another man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him. But the man said, "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give ... Agony Aunt Shevy Mon, 21 Jun 2010 09:29:40 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/some-inspiration-t1315.htm#36536 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/some-inspiration-t1315.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/star-signs-t972.htm Shevy CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid... Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times.. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. 20 years of good luck if you forward. AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality.... Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly ... Agony Aunt Shevy Fri, 07 May 2010 10:59:13 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/star-signs-t972.htm#25307 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/star-signs-t972.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/girl-speak-decoded-t1233.htm Shevy Don’t know what the hell your girlfriend is saying? We’ll help you out… In relationships people don’t always say what they mean. This happens for a variety of reasons, the foremost being: • Insecurity: People are afraid they’ll sound stupid/ needy / weak etc. • Tact: Sometimes people lie to spare your feelings. • Emotional reticence: Not all people are able to speak about their own feelings openly. • Laziness: Sometimes people are just too lazy to address ... Agony Aunt Shevy Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:30:42 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/girl-speak-decoded-t1233.htm#33587 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/girl-speak-decoded-t1233.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/the-biggest-love-myths-t1231.htm Shevy Both the poets and the pessimists alike are masters at spouting nonsense about love. We aim to set the record straight… Love conquers all This is simply not true. Ask anyone who’s been in love with an abusive partner. Or a drug addict. Or a serial cheat. Hey, even if it is a much milder situation, like having interests that are just too different or having a family that hates him. Relationships have to be practical too. So you’ll find that you might love someone very, very much and ... Agony Aunt Shevy Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:19:42 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/the-biggest-love-myths-t1231.htm#33573 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/the-biggest-love-myths-t1231.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/losing-your-virginity-guys-t1119.htm Shevy From lazy Sundays to volcanic eruptions... the guys tell about their first time. Over before it began The only good thing about my first time is that it could only get better from there. Sex is definitely improved with practice, and, I wonder if there is one male out there who can say that his first experience was a good one. Suffice to say, that mine was... how should I put it? Over before it began? Yeah that’s probably it... 6 thrusts and you’re out! I was 21, she was 20. ... Agony Aunt Shevy Fri, 21 May 2010 08:02:40 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/losing-your-virginity-guys-t1119.htm#30059 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/losing-your-virginity-guys-t1119.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/what-shev-did-this-morning-t1158.htm Shevy I probably should NOT have but I messaged my ex on Facebook Shev: So I probably shouldnt even do this but... I just wanted to say that I do think about you. I do miss you. I do hope that you are ok and things are going well for you. I am sorry I was a **woof woof** and I DO wish you well... whether it makes a difference to you or not, I am ok Actually better than ok. No thanks to you mind you, lol. Hayley asks about you every now and again but its less and less. It is really odd not having ... Agony Aunt Shevy Wed, 26 May 2010 07:50:07 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/what-shev-did-this-morning-t1158.htm#31437 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/what-shev-did-this-morning-t1158.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/dear-auntie-shev-t1150.htm The_Librarian Hey auntie Shevy, somebody asked me to pass this letter on... What must one do to get reconized and worshipped by hordes of nekkid girls? Is it to wear expensive perfume, or just plain Axe deodorant? Must one's nails be trimmed, and hair be cut neatly, or can it be any fuzzy style? I assume also that girls like clean hair, and not hair that's crawling with creepy things. And do they like clean skin (which means that I must bath regularly), or is it ok to develop a smell like ... Agony Aunt Shevy Tue, 25 May 2010 10:46:49 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/dear-auntie-shev-t1150.htm#30921 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/dear-auntie-shev-t1150.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/20-dating-tips-for-men-t951.htm Shevy 20 dating tips "If anything happens that couldn't be shown on prime-time TV, call her the next day." 1. It's okay to suggest a drink instead of dinner for a first date. She dreads a boring four-course ordeal, too. 2. Call her by early evening on Monday to confirm a Tuesday get-together. (Weekends aren't for first dates.) 3. If you want to keep the plans a surprise, at least clue her in so she has a fair idea what to wear. You do not want an overdressed, overstressed woman ... Agony Aunt Shevy Tue, 04 May 2010 10:50:42 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/20-dating-tips-for-men-t951.htm#23554 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/20-dating-tips-for-men-t951.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/the-5-love-languages-t1036.htm Shevy The 5 Love Languages With more than 30 years of experience as a marriage counselor, Dr. Gary Chapman has heard it all. He has helped couples at every stage of marriage and at pivotal points in their relationships—from those just discovering the joys and trial of marriage to those who are ready to call it quits. After many years of counseling, Dr. Chapman noticed a pattern: everyone he had ever counseled had a “love language,” a primary way of expressing and interpreting love. He also ... Agony Aunt Shevy Thu, 13 May 2010 13:04:56 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/the-5-love-languages-t1036.htm#27303 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/the-5-love-languages-t1036.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/get-ready-for-superhero-porn-t1061.htm Shevy Batman, Spiderman, Wonder Woman and The Incredible Hulk all go XXX. Will you watch it? Get ready for a superhero invasion. No, not the one already under way, with Iron Man and Batman and Green Lantern hitting screens. This is a superhero porn invasion. Did you manage to catch "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody"? It's a skintastic skewing of the 1960s TV show by porn producer Vivid Entertainment. And there's more folks... The company is following up with a slew of films that will ... Agony Aunt Shevy Mon, 17 May 2010 11:59:15 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/get-ready-for-superhero-porn-t1061.htm#28060 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/get-ready-for-superhero-porn-t1061.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/sex-secrets-all-men-keep-do-our-eae-men-agree-t963.htm Shevy Sex Secrets All Men Keep We all know guys tend to hide things from us (porn, pics of ex-girlfriends...). But what you may not realise is how much carnal information they keep under cover. Of course, COSMO has a certain way with the guys and got tons of loose-lipped males to spill. Here's a peek at what's in your man's dirty mind, plus turn-him-on tips he'll be shocked you figured out. GUY SEX SECRET 1 They C-R-A-V-E Being Seduced Your making the first move tops his lust list. 'Men are ... Agony Aunt Shevy Wed, 05 May 2010 11:14:52 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/sex-secrets-all-men-keep-do-our-eae-men-agree-t963.htm#24237 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/sex-secrets-all-men-keep-do-our-eae-men-agree-t963.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/five-turn-offs-for-men-written-by-a-man-t962.htm Shevy Un-PC, But True: Five Turn-Offs My life used to be simple. Turn-ons included breasts, bums, nudity and general sexiness; turn-offs included... everything else. And then I had a conversation with a friend of mine who mentioned that she gets hairs on her nipples and needs to pluck them occasionally – and suddenly breasts were on shaky ground. The following things make us run straight home to start planning a life of celibacy where we'd never see a woman again. 1. THAT'S QUITE A WEAVE... Here's ... Agony Aunt Shevy Wed, 05 May 2010 11:11:06 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/five-turn-offs-for-men-written-by-a-man-t962.htm#24234 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/five-turn-offs-for-men-written-by-a-man-t962.htm http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/top-10-worst-gifts-for-new-relationships-t952.htm Shevy 1. Unless you are planning on proposing, avoid giving jewelry, especially a ring, as that perceived level of commitment may intimidate your sweetheart. 2. While a ring may be considered overboard, anything impersonal, such as a kitchen appliance or gift card, can be construed as thoughtless or insincere. 3. Avoid giving lingerie for your first holidays together. It may be considered too intimate and send the wrong message. 4. Giving something selfish, such as sporting event tickets when ... Agony Aunt Shevy Tue, 04 May 2010 12:10:56 GMT http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/top-10-worst-gifts-for-new-relationships-t952.htm#23641 http://www.eae2.com/agony-aunt-shevy-f47/top-10-worst-gifts-for-new-relationships-t952.htm