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My dog named Cocaine on Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:45 am
Faulter
Hardcore Grandmaster
My dog named Cocaine.
So there I was just like walking down the street, you know like just cruising
And this guy with like nice clothes comes to me and says Cocaine.
So I was like, no sorry dude I have not cocaine.
He says no man, cocaine.
Now if had some like cocaine, then I could’ve made some chings but alas I had like nothing, so I told him again, like sorry man I haz none.
He says never man, you must be like cocaine.
I was like what? Like all white and powdery?
Now I know my tan is dull at best but like seriously
He was like, no man, you must be like cocaine like in life and like be able to ride the waves.
At this I was like silent.
He said that, ya, like in life we take time to prepare a line, making it all nice and as we want, then you consume it completely, like we should life.
Then koo koo ke choo, you’re riding a wave of happiness and like so much energy and you’re so happy and things are great.
Then like things slow down and the waves rolls down and you become like less happy then you were, not unhappy just not as happy and then you like cruise and make for the next wave.
And such like we must be in life, you know like take the time, then ride the waves bru, like ride it up and down and just go with it.
I was like whoooaaa ya, man like that’s such a schweet way of looking at it, and when I’m all grown up I’m going to have a dog and I’m like going to call it cocaine,
He will be the best dog and I will like train him, to like show me who my friends are and like to not bite people but to definitely bark at them when they want to take my **stinky**, and ya most definitely train it to like find my keys cause they just like run away at night and yoh it can be such a mission to find them and then like sometimes like today I just cruise on my shoes cause my keys are like cruising somewhere else.
So ya, we must be like my dog named cocaine
Faulter
So there I was just like walking down the street, you know like just cruising
And this guy with like nice clothes comes to me and says Cocaine.
So I was like, no sorry dude I have not cocaine.
He says no man, cocaine.
Now if had some like cocaine, then I could’ve made some chings but alas I had like nothing, so I told him again, like sorry man I haz none.
He says never man, you must be like cocaine.
I was like what? Like all white and powdery?
Now I know my tan is dull at best but like seriously
He was like, no man, you must be like cocaine like in life and like be able to ride the waves.
At this I was like silent.
He said that, ya, like in life we take time to prepare a line, making it all nice and as we want, then you consume it completely, like we should life.
Then koo koo ke choo, you’re riding a wave of happiness and like so much energy and you’re so happy and things are great.
Then like things slow down and the waves rolls down and you become like less happy then you were, not unhappy just not as happy and then you like cruise and make for the next wave.
And such like we must be in life, you know like take the time, then ride the waves bru, like ride it up and down and just go with it.
I was like whoooaaa ya, man like that’s such a schweet way of looking at it, and when I’m all grown up I’m going to have a dog and I’m like going to call it cocaine,
He will be the best dog and I will like train him, to like show me who my friends are and like to not bite people but to definitely bark at them when they want to take my **stinky**, and ya most definitely train it to like find my keys cause they just like run away at night and yoh it can be such a mission to find them and then like sometimes like today I just cruise on my shoes cause my keys are like cruising somewhere else.
So ya, we must be like my dog named cocaine
Faulter
said no! 
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