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Some funnies... on Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:54 am
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B.B.M.Q
• I don’t have ADHD, I have ADOLS : Attention Deficit, Oh Look Skittles
• I see dumb people – Oh wait, no, that’s just management
• A teacher in Detroit asks her class what noise a pig makes, Johnny jumps up and screams “HANDSUP MUTHERF&CKER”
• I hate it when people tell me I forget things too fast, I mean, how would they, wait what were you saying again?
• I just bought a new GPS – thought I would put in the word TW@T and see where it took me. Put on the kettle, I’m outside
• What is the fastest game ever invented? Pass the parcel at a Taliban party
• Went to Pick & Pay and saw a sign that said “try something new today” so I did and went to Checkers
• The police are looking for someone who is stabbing people with knitting needles. They say the culprit is following a pattern
• Do you think the Queen ever pulls her bed covers to under her chin so just her head is sticking out and says “Look Phillip, I’m a stamp”
• I don’t have a short attention span I just.... Oh look, a squirrel
• Question – is it inappropriate to tell “knock knock” jokes to homeless people?
• My doctor thinks I’m paranoid, she didn’t say it but I know she’s thinking it.
• I see dumb people – Oh wait, no, that’s just management
• A teacher in Detroit asks her class what noise a pig makes, Johnny jumps up and screams “HANDSUP MUTHERF&CKER”
• I hate it when people tell me I forget things too fast, I mean, how would they, wait what were you saying again?
• I just bought a new GPS – thought I would put in the word TW@T and see where it took me. Put on the kettle, I’m outside
• What is the fastest game ever invented? Pass the parcel at a Taliban party
• Went to Pick & Pay and saw a sign that said “try something new today” so I did and went to Checkers
• The police are looking for someone who is stabbing people with knitting needles. They say the culprit is following a pattern
• Do you think the Queen ever pulls her bed covers to under her chin so just her head is sticking out and says “Look Phillip, I’m a stamp”
• I don’t have a short attention span I just.... Oh look, a squirrel
• Question – is it inappropriate to tell “knock knock” jokes to homeless people?
• My doctor thinks I’m paranoid, she didn’t say it but I know she’s thinking it.
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