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1 Zorro on Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:17 pm

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A women has lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and she has been married for 20+
years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We
agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild s@x all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
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"What's for dinner, Zorro?"


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2 Re: Zorro on Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:19 pm

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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3 Re: Zorro on Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:24 pm

Shevy


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You are still safe Razz


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4 Re: Zorro on Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:10 pm

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Yeah, I think Rosy would probably try beating me with a stick Smile My failure in dress up would result in me looking like I was trying to rob the place!

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5 Re: Zorro on Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:11 pm

Shevy


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WHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
LMFAO


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6 Re: Zorro on Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:27 pm

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Do not laugh at me, it could be a useful, whilst still menacing, disguise!

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7 Re: Zorro on Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:12 am

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You never know, he may get a kick out of that Very Happy


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8 Re: Zorro on Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:21 am

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wahahah

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9 Re: Zorro on Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:51 pm

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LOL

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