Fcuk my life

Ok no offense but what the FCUK are you talking about!?

If I understood then I may be in stitches too! LOL

ah slightly stimulating. Some of them are kinda sad rather

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok I get it now! It was a link! Didn't notice FML!

Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shame! Some of these are SO sad!

"Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. " now that is sad.

I loved this one -

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

That must suck!

he must of felt pretty blind himself after that

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I proceeded to yell out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

Farking loved it!!!

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on msn, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

ouch!!! BIATCH FTW!!!

Glad you guys enjoyed... my daily feel better about my own life site

lol, yeah shame poor people hey

some people have all the luck........shame

Today, I got an app that talks to me. I've been making it say romantic things to me. I'm forcing my phone to hit on me so I can feel wanted. FML