LMFAO!!!!

how dare he not press his masters pajama pants. does he not understand the importance of neat pajamas.

and u wouldnt want to ruin ur manly manicure now would you!

Precisely my good woman. Why there is simply nothing better than a firmly pressed pair of sleeping pants. Now i must contend with buying a new pair before i lay my head on my R10000 goose feathered pillow.

uhm, can u buy me a goose feather pillow aswell please, it will go well with my penis bed

Madam!!
I am appaulled at your audacity!!

You know damned well that duck feathers suit a penis bed than anything else.

Come on. Not even a giggle? That was funny

well duck does rhyme with fcuk

. . .Well if we're going to have to make that much of a stretch out of it, then i shall merely chalk it up on the 'jokes that have died and flatlined' board

lmfao

im getting a little sleepy. hopefully i will get more than 2hrs sleep 2nite.

thanx for the company toonist sleep tight!

Sleep tight. I gotta do some writing any way. NIGHT!

/wakes up on penis bed, morning lounge

/walks in to laney on her penis bed and says . . .

Good evening madam

I need alcohol!!!

What's your drink of choice?

amarula please

goose feathered pillows or 'bust' any other pillow is not worth having.

once you go goose feathered you don't go back. ....and thats a fact!

LMFAO @ cobra

It's true though....

I'll take ur word for it!!

/ flops onto bed

oh im tired!!!

what a boring weekend

Juan will pay for this bwahahaha

naked barman can i have a cuppachino with cream please