he is Nate from gossip girl - i wish i could stalk him!!

Stalk the sh!t out of him!

i would love too

Madam, then as the resident crazy person i shall help you stalk him. And so begins a whirlwind adventure spanning the globe.

u are as cwazy as we come!!!

That means you're just as nutty.

of course i am!

. . . .Well you are apparently too nutty for me.

lolz how would u know - i am actually of sound mind - i just pretend to be crazy to fit in but dont tell anyone! lulz

Pretend? Yeah right, you are crazy. Nice try.

dont hate me coz u aint me!

Bah i hate no one. However i believe in mild dislike.

well, only girls dislike me so i dont think u will, unless ur ghei

Wait so my options are hate or love you? You arent giving me any leeway here.

no - but u will love me - all men do

Using your feminine whiles to ensare me. . .You are evil.

im not evil

That's exactly what you would say!

stop being so mean!!!

/ toonist relents. And bows in humble apology

mwah

/toonist blushes a deep hue of red

dont blush, me very friendly

Me Tarzan, you Lane

that is so chessy!!