...to all you beautiful South African ladies!

Bummed I'm not home to take advantage of the public holiday. Monday, you suck.

Happy Wimmenz day to all!

thanx guys u rock!!!

Why is there no national Mens Day

man it must suck to be a man.....

Laney wrote:man it must suck to be a man.....

We can stand and pee wherever we like

we have bouncies!!!

InSanity wrote:Why is there no national Mens Day

Every day is National Men's Day.

Now fetch me a beer.

Laney wrote:we have bouncies!!!

RULE 32 !!!!!!!

OK i didnt make these up so dont hate on me but ...

Q.What do you tell your wife when she has 2 black eyes ?
A. Nothing you already told her twice

Q.What do you do if you come home and your wife is watching soapies
A. Take her back to the kitchen and make her leash shorter

Haha uh oh. Here we go....

Q: Why do women wear white when they get married?
A: Because all good kitchen appliances come in white.

*hides*

WHAHAHAHAHAH

Q. Why are womans feet so small ?
A. So they can stand closer to the stove

UHEM!!!