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Quickies on Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:24 pm
Smurf
noob!
Not meant to offend. Afterall, we must learn to laugh at ourselves.
Ø In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was "where do women mostly have curly hair?"........ Apparently, it's Africa
Ø One of the other questions was to "name two things commonly found in cells". .........It appears that Nigerians and Zimbabweans is not the correct answer
Ø I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's ipod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
Ø My wife told me I was no longer romantic, so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she sucks at snooker & darts
Ø There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Durban, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
Ø A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache"
Ø In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was "where do women mostly have curly hair?"........ Apparently, it's Africa
Ø One of the other questions was to "name two things commonly found in cells". .........It appears that Nigerians and Zimbabweans is not the correct answer
Ø I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's ipod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
Ø My wife told me I was no longer romantic, so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she sucks at snooker & darts
Ø There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Durban, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
Ø A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache"
