Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

this some depressing stuff Laney wow, that last one is quite rough. man...

i lold, makes me feel better bout my own life

..come Laney you being evil now, what happened to the sweet Laney... ...I want cute Laney back

me sorry, me wasnt mean, just MY LIFE SUCKS

but me be cute and sweet and happy now ok

much better Laney, when you are happy then I am happy

..I hate people being sad

Me a happy lil laney

My band broke up due to them having a life outside the band

aaaww tsar sweety im sorry

hard luck bru , Darn, it sucks when others don't see the potential in something. I'm sure there are others that you my find that have the same idea. I hope it works out dude.

Well we can't all have girlfriends and wives

I did not enjoy the songs I had to learn made me feel dirty

Alternative rock is gay.

And they all had woman

I see, they wanted to go all mushy and you guys had a clash of interests. Mmmmm... unfortunate but thats how things happen. This is why rockbands should keep their groupies being groupies and nothing more

Rock is called rock for a reason..... Its Hard ....hence the word Rock



(cobra sees an unsavory comment coming)

Lol dude they broke up due to there jobs and wives lol. Time to look for a thrash band.