HA HA i loled at this cause its all true.

also i thought number 4 was crawling through mud. that's how i played anyways


SOURCE...

Bwahahahaha Awesome find !

wha ha ha ha

I miss these times.
and If you had animals, then the soldiers could ride them and really f uck up the other side

i used to tie crackers to them and blow them up. or i would take out all the gun powder from the crackers and bury the army men up to the knees in it and watch them melt. the other thing i like to do is build multi-storey cardboard buildings and put army men on each level, douse the building in petrol and WATCH IT BURN BABY. mmmm seems i was quite the arsonist.

Your parents gave you all thsoe tools

Who remembers the para troopers they were awesome

made my own paratroopers with cotton and checkers packets

oh and no my mother didn't know i was playing with such things. i'd go buy the stuff myself

LMAO @ Joker sounds so familiar

and with a magnifying glass you had an intercontinental laser beam to kill them with, along with ants and basically everything that can burn


once had a gi-joe action figure, I mad him a parchute so awesome, when i threw it, the winds swept him away and never saw him again.
I', sure he is happy where he landed

/bows head in moment of silence/

Faulter wrote:LMAO @ Joker sounds so familiar

and with a magnifying glass you had an intercontinental laser beam to kill them with, along with ants and basically everything that can burn


once had a gi-joe action figure, I mad him a parchute so awesome, when i threw it, the winds swept him away and never saw him again.
I', sure he is happy where he landed

/bows head in moment of silence/

HAHAHA

[Voice over guy] GI Joe has landed in unfamiliar territory.... alone...left for dead by his commanding officer General Faulter. He is now on a mission through the dense unforgiving jungles of Concrete... Consumed of feelings of abandonment, GI Joe hunts down General Faulter, so that he may tell the General...

[Squeaky plastic figurine voice]"WTF Dude???? you just left me there, at the hands of any stray rabid six-year-old. I took that "Inter-continental laser" crap for years, and i was ok with that, that just **stinky** you have to deal with in the corps. But this, this.... sending me on a paratrooper mission, and then leaving just cause the wind threw me a bit off-course... that just messed up dude..."

LMFAO!!!

Brilliant.


I did go looking for him though, the neighbour had big dogs but I braved it, I never found Joe again, but erected a memorial for him.