A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner.
Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was a day with pornstar.
DAD: What?! When I was ur age,I didn't even know what porn was..Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom...

Buzz off topic when do i become Vega Jam is being mean and not letting me in !

kak funny, thats a good one.

want more! want more!

lmfao

Hey Insanity

Its between me n him and i have no prob with u joining, i'll speak to Jam tho latley he's got abit of PMS and i have'nt been playing Bo that much either, i much rather prefer Bad Company 2, it never gets old!

I'll have a chat, i cant make any promises but i will def chat to him otherwise we can kick cobra out and u can fill his boots (not a big ask)

im cool with the second option btu yeah agree jam has been acting funny ignores me on Dota etc

come try, just try and do that

without me there is no POON