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1 Chocolate qoutes on Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:44 pm

Giraffe


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1. There’s only one thing better than illicit sex, that’s illicit chocolate.
2. True strength is being able to eat a chocolate bar without feeling guilty.
3. There’s nothing more satisfying than opening a box of chocolates knowing no one has been there before.
4. Ask yourself this: Would you be the person you are today without chocolate?
5. When you buy chocolate you’re buying a new best friend.
6. Hmmm, a man or chocolate? Put it this way, you’ll never have to wait around for a chocolate bar to call you.
7. I’d try therapy if chocolate wasn’t quicker or sweeter
8. Love? It’s only chocolate without calories.

Taken from the novel 'Chocolate Run'

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2 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:46 am

Giraffe wrote:1. There’s only one thing better than illicit sex, that’s illicit chocolate. Dissagree
2. True strength is being able to eat a chocolate bar without feeling guilty. Sigh i am weak
3. There’s nothing more satisfying than opening a box of chocolates knowing no one has been there before.and no one will be there after
4. Ask yourself this: Would you be the person you are today without chocolate?noooo!
5. When you buy chocolate you’re buying a new best friend.its sadly like prostitution
6. Hmmm, a woman or chocolate? Put it this way, you’ll never have to wait around for a chocolate bar to scream at you.Fixed
7. I’d try therapy if chocolate wasn’t quicker or sweeter. yay i agree there
8. Love? It’s only chocolate without calories.SIGH

Taken from the novel 'Chocolate Run'

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3 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:13 am

They say dog's a mans best friend.........
They also say diamonds are a girls best friend
hardly seems fair does it.
Fortuanately it seems chocolate is a close second to diamonds

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4 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:51 am

Joker


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My momma says, life is like a box of chocolates...
you can't enjoy it, if you have children.

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5 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:57 am

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So who's friend is brooklax?

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6 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:46 am

So who's friend is brooklax?


Lindsay lohans scratch

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7 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:36 pm

smokey


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2. If you feel guilty, then you're a hippy.

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8 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:53 pm

Dixie


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smokey wrote:2. If you feel guilty, then you're a hippy.


Flower power and free love! I'm all for it! Very Happy

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9 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:52 pm

smokey


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What you mean to say with that is Dark Ages and AIDS. Bad combination.

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10 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:12 am

Dixie


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Ok, I'll just settle for the drugs then...

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11 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:40 am

smokey


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Fair enough.

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12 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:42 am

Dixie


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...and flowers...

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13 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:14 am

smokey


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So long as you don't try and power anything with them... all's well.

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14 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:17 am

Dixie


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Is it OK if I use them, to assist with starting small-scale peace movements?

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15 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:19 pm

smokey


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Sure... no problem...

/goes off to implant explosives into the flowers

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16 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:28 pm

Dixie


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Flowers with implants sounds like whales with pedicures...

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17 Re: Chocolate qoutes on Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:11 am

Giraffe


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who feels like cadbury peppermint crisp....

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