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Danger life can kill you on Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:59 am
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I read Faulers thread, "I played a game with death"
At roughly the same time I noticed a warning message on a pack of cigarettes, Danger smoking can kill you.
It is a useless attempt by some idiot to reduce smoking, smokers don't even notice those warnings anymore.
Anyway cigarettes are not the only things that should carry that warning, here is my list of warnings that should be on items.
Danger: Living in South Africa could kill you.
Danger: Crossing the street could kill you.
Danger: Driving your car could kill you.
Danger: Swimming could kill you.
Danger: Eating could cause various problems including obesity and eventually heart attacks.
Danger: Not eating will kill you.
Danger: Drinking could kill you.
Danger: Climbing stairs could kill you.
Danger: Exercise could cause heart attacks.
Danger: No exercise could cause heart attacks.
Danger: Pissing off Curiosity WILL kill you.
At roughly the same time I noticed a warning message on a pack of cigarettes, Danger smoking can kill you.
It is a useless attempt by some idiot to reduce smoking, smokers don't even notice those warnings anymore.
Anyway cigarettes are not the only things that should carry that warning, here is my list of warnings that should be on items.
Danger: Living in South Africa could kill you.
Danger: Crossing the street could kill you.
Danger: Driving your car could kill you.
Danger: Swimming could kill you.
Danger: Eating could cause various problems including obesity and eventually heart attacks.
Danger: Not eating will kill you.
Danger: Drinking could kill you.
Danger: Climbing stairs could kill you.
Danger: Exercise could cause heart attacks.
Danger: No exercise could cause heart attacks.
Danger: Pissing off Curiosity WILL kill you.
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