The last one is classic......
MALEMA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
MALEMA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final.
MALEMA comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment'
How do you recognize MALEMA in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
Once MALEMA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
MALEMA is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
MALEMA : Why are all these people running?
Commentator: This is a race, the winner will get the cup
MALEMA: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
MALEMA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
MALEMA says to his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
MALEMA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'