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Beer VS "KUKU" on Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:32 am
InSanity
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BEER VS. KUKU . .
1. Beer is always wet. KUKU needs a little work.
- One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
- One point to KUKU
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
- One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between Your teeth, you may vomit.
- One point to KUKU
5. Ten beers in one night and you cannot drive home. Ten KUKUS in one,
Night and you do not want to drive anywhere.
- One point to KUKU
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
Suffer.
If you eat any KUKU in public, you become a legend.
- One point to KUKU
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of KUKU he may buy you a beer.
- One point to KUKU
8. You normally do not find old beer.
- One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you will think you see flying saucers.
Too much KUKU and you will think you have seen God.
One point to KUKU
10. In most countries there is a tax on beer.
- One point to KUKU
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off
- One point to BEER
12. You can always be sure if you are the first one to open a bottle or Can.
- One point to BEER
13. If you shake up a beer it will get all agitated but it eventually
Settles down.
- One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost
- One point to BEER
15. Beer does not have a mother
- One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
-One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE:
BEER : 9
KUKU : 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
Discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
Those feelings, let alone express them. - An extra point for BEER
1. Beer is always wet. KUKU needs a little work.
- One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
- One point to KUKU
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
- One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between Your teeth, you may vomit.
- One point to KUKU
5. Ten beers in one night and you cannot drive home. Ten KUKUS in one,
Night and you do not want to drive anywhere.
- One point to KUKU
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
Suffer.
If you eat any KUKU in public, you become a legend.
- One point to KUKU
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of KUKU he may buy you a beer.
- One point to KUKU
8. You normally do not find old beer.
- One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you will think you see flying saucers.
Too much KUKU and you will think you have seen God.
One point to KUKU
10. In most countries there is a tax on beer.
- One point to KUKU
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off
- One point to BEER
12. You can always be sure if you are the first one to open a bottle or Can.
- One point to BEER
13. If you shake up a beer it will get all agitated but it eventually
Settles down.
- One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost
- One point to BEER
15. Beer does not have a mother
- One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
-One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE:
BEER : 9
KUKU : 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
Discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
Those feelings, let alone express them. - An extra point for BEER
